1 00:00:00,025 --> 00:00:05,899 Haqiqiy shaxslarga o'xshashlik tasodifiydir. 2 00:00:06,025 --> 00:00:09,957 Seks hikoyalar U aldadi Buzg'unchilik Nafs 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,900 CORA 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,955 9-qism 5 00:00:21,566 --> 00:00:27,566 Richard: Bu savdo texnikasi va soxta narsalar mijozlarga tabassum qiladi, bularning barchasi bema'nilikdir. 6 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:34,600 Richard: Bugun men yangi xodim oldim va u sotishga muvaffaq bo'ldi tajribasiz birinchi marta mashina. 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Richard: Hammasi chegirma tufayli. Mijozlarga chegirma kerak, bu bilan emas "Sizga qanday yordam bera olaman? Shubhalaringizni yo'q qilishga ruxsat bering", bla, bla, bla... 8 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:46,600 Richard: Xo'sh, kollej qanday, Deyv? 9 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:52,600 Deyv: Hammasi yaxshi. 10 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Richard: Siz har doim hamma narsa yaxshi deb aytasiz, lekin keyin siz ma'ruzalarni o'tkazib yuborasiz. 11 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:04,599 Kora: Oh, keling. U endi katta bola, u qilgan ishiga javobgar bo'lishi kerak. 12 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:10,599 Richard: U 18 yoshda edi. U ko'chib kelganida o'z uyida va o'rnashib, keyin men uni allaqachon etuk ko'raman. 13 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:16,599 Deyv: Ey Xudoyim, bu juda eski moda. 14 00:01:16,599 --> 00:01:22,433 Richard: Nima?! Yo'q! Men umuman eski moda emasman. Men buni isbotlayman! 15 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:28,599 Richard: Bu siz uchun. 16 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:34,599 Kora: Bu nima, Richard?! xudoyim siz unga onanizm sotib oldingizmi? Siz jiddiy gapirdingizmi?! 17 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:40,599 Richard: Nima?! Siz uni etuk deb aytasiz. Oh, yoshligimni eslayman. 18 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:46,599 Richard: Men buni kuniga olti marta qilishim mumkin edi. 19 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:52,599 Kora: Iso... Bu unchalik emas stolda baham ko'rish kerak, Richard! 20 00:01:52,599 --> 00:01:58,599 Richard: Biz bozorga boramiz. Yangi qiz do'stingiz bilan xursand bo'ling. 21 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:04,599 Kora: Men hali ham bu noo'rin sovg'a deb o'ylayman. Unga kerak emas. 22 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:10,599 Richard: Oh, keling. Onanizm yaxshi narsa. 23 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,955 Ayvi Stil. 24 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:38,633 Deyv: Bu porno yulduz Ayvi Stilning mushuki, juda qattiq va och. 25 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:44,599 Deyv: Xo'sh, Ayvi, keling, u erda nima borligini ko'raylik. 26 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:50,633 Deyv: Maksimal chuqurlik 18 sm, shit. O'ylaymanki, bu menga to'g'ri kelmaydi. 27 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:56,633 Deyv: Lekin agar men uni kubokdan olsam, mos kelishi mumkin. 28 00:02:56,633 --> 00:03:02,633 Deyv: Ey Xudoyim, bechora kaltak, menimcha Sizni qiyin kunlar kutmoqda. 29 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:10,633 Deyv: Oh, ha. Boshlanish uchun yomon emas... 30 00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:18,633 Deyv: Oh! O'ylaymanki, men haddan tashqari oshirib yubordim juda ko'p... Endi nima qilaman? 31 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:24,633 Deyv: Mayli, keyin nima bo'lishini ko'raman. Birinchidan, Men boshlagan ishimni tugatishim kerak. 32 00:03:24,633 --> 00:03:30,633 Deyv: Dadamning qayerdadir vintage porno DVD disklari bor edi... 33 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:36,633 Deyv: Ularni internetda topib bo'lmaydi. Ular ajoyib. 34 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:42,633 Deyv: Oh ahmoq... Ular uydami? 35 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:48,633 Deyv: Jin! Men hamma narsani oshxonada qoldirdim. 36 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:54,633 Kora: Keling, xaridni muzlatgichga qo'yay. 37 00:03:54,633 --> 00:04:00,633 Richard: Oh... Xudoyim... Asal, buni qarang... 38 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:06,633 Richard: U qo'li bilan taqillatganga o'xshaydi. 39 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:12,633 Kora: Menimcha, siz unga kattaroq onanizm sotib olishingiz kerak edi. 40 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:18,633 Richard: Nima?! Yo'q, aminmanki, bu ishlashi kerak edi ... Menimcha, u shunchaki noto'g'ri foydalangan. 41 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:24,633 Richard: Eshiting... U bilan gaplasha olasizmi? Unga maslahat bera olasiz... Mayli... Axir siz ayolsiz. 42 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:30,633 Richard: Siz erkak qanday bo'lishi kerakligini yaxshiroq bilasiz ayol bilan muloqot qiladi... Mayli... Tushundingmi? 43 00:04:30,633 --> 00:04:36,633 Kora: Ooo... Nima deyishni ham bilmayman... Yaxshi... Men qo'limdan kelganini qilaman va u bilan gaplashaman. 44 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:45,699 Richard: Ey Xudoyim, Deyv, bu yerda nima qilyapsan? 45 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:51,699 Deyv: Hm... Men dush qabul qilmoqchi edim, lekin sochiq topolmadim... 46 00:04:51,699 --> 00:04:57,699 Kora: Richard, bizni biror joyda kuta olasizmi? 47 00:04:57,699 --> 00:05:03,699 Richard: Ha, albatta. Men xaridni muzlatgichga qo'yaman. 48 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:09,699 Kora: Nima qilyapsan, Deyv? 49 00:05:09,699 --> 00:05:15,699 Deyv: Bu shunday bo'lishini bilmasdim... Men shunchaki sinab ko'rmoqchi edim. 50 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:21,699 Kora: Xudo... Deyv... Bu sizga kerak emas... Men har doim sizga yordam bera olaman, bilasizmi? 51 00:05:21,699 --> 00:05:27,699 Kora: Sizning katta xo'rozingizga mos keladigan mushuk kerak. 52 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:31,699 Kora: Men sizga keskinlikni engishga yordam berishim kerak. 53 00:05:35,025 --> 00:05:38,855 Kora (o‘ylanib): Ha... Uning semiz xo‘rozi meni aqldan ozdiryapti... 54 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:44,855 Kora (o‘ylanib): Men faqat mushukimga kirib ketayotganini tasavvur qilyapman... Ey Xudoyim... 55 00:05:54,199 --> 00:05:58,199 Kora (o'ylanib): Mening mushukim juda tez ho'l bo'lib qoldi... Oooh... 56 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:02,899 Kora (o'ychan): Men uning ichimga iloji boricha chuqur kirib borishini xohlayman. 57 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:25,066 Kora (o'ylanib): Ooo... Menimcha, uning xo'rozi maksimal darajada siqilgan... 58 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:29,933 Kora (o‘ylanib): Oh, ha... Tomog‘imga bitishini xohlayman! 59 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:36,800 Kora (o‘ylanib): Jin ursin! Shunchalik ko'p... Men uni to'xtovsiz yutishim kerak. 60 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:47,033 Kora: Endi men seni mushukimning ichida bo'lishni xohlayman. 61 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:53,033 Deyv: Oh ahmoq... Sening oyoqlaring shunchalik uzun va baland poshnali... Sizga yetib borishim uchun nimadir ustida turishim kerak. 62 00:06:54,399 --> 00:07:00,399 Deyv: U erda. Bu boshqa gap. 63 00:07:02,566 --> 00:07:06,566 Kora: Ey xudoyim, Deyv, o'g'lim... Sening siking juda katta! 64 00:07:08,466 --> 00:07:12,466 Kora: Ha! mening mushukim sizga yoqadimi 65 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:17,533 Deyv: Ha! U juda ho'l va issiq ona ... 66 00:07:25,399 --> 00:07:29,399 Deyv: Sening mushukingda mening xo'rozim juda qattiq... U meni qo'yib yubormoqchi emasligini. 67 00:07:31,466 --> 00:07:35,466 Kora: Oooh... Bu juda yaxshi! O‘g‘lim, meni sik, to‘xtama! 68 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Kora: Sening siking otangnikidan ancha katta u juda ajoyib! 69 00:07:50,733 --> 00:07:54,733 Kora: Meni stul qilib qo'ying... Iltimos... Onangni aaaah qilsin! 70 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:10,466 Kora: Jin... Men... Oh... 71 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:16,633 Kora: Men tugatdim! Ahh... 72 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:26,300 Cora: Oh, ha... Siz mening yuzimga singdirasiz ... Ooooh ... 73 00:08:28,399 --> 00:08:32,399 Kora: Ey xudoyim... O'sha oziqlantiruvchi niqob yuz uchun u juda kremli. 74 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:42,066 Kora: Biz tugatmadik. 75 00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:48,066 Cora: Men semiz xo'roz ustiga o'tirib, yana cuma istayman. 76 00:08:49,666 --> 00:08:53,666 Kora: Ooooooooooo... Eshagimni ushlab tur, xuddi shunday... Ooo. 77 00:08:57,299 --> 00:09:01,299 Kora: Xo'rozing meni aqldan ozdiryapti! 78 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:17,433 Kora: Iltimos, meni yana kontal qiling! 79 00:09:18,299 --> 00:09:22,299 Deyv: Men o'zimni ushlab turishga harakat qilaman ... Lekin tuyg'u sening siking juda yaxshi. 80 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,299 Kora: Ey Xudoyim... Ha! Men sikaman! 81 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Kora: Oooh... Bachadonim... Sening issiq qo'ling meni to'ldiradi... Men o'zimni juda yaxshi his qilyapman ... Oooh ... 82 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:17,566 Richard: Xo'sh, bu qanday o'tdi? 83 00:10:17,566 --> 00:10:23,566 Kora: Oh... Ajoyib... Men unga hamma narsani batafsil aytib berdim, Menimcha, u buni qilishda qiynalmaydi. 84 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:29,566 Richard: Menimcha, siz haqsiz. Onanizm yomon sovg'a edi. 85 00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:35,566 Richard: Men unga yigit topishga yordam berishim kerak... Ha, shunday! Men kasting o'tkazaman va unga qiz do'st tanlaymiz. 86 00:10:35,566 --> 00:10:41,566 Kora: Kuting, kuting... NIMA?! 87 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:50,855 Keyinchalik davomi 88 00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:41,566 Tarjimasi: insest_demon aka Satanalar